I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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