marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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