yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
