he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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