i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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