Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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