Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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