so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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