I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I love you. Go after that dick
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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