i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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