when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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