508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
My apartment stinks of burning failure
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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