Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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