why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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