Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Apparently you make a good broom.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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