You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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