Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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