is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
drinking out of a sandbucket again
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Randomize
