He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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