I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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