ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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