You can't special order awesome
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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