the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
handjob tips. give me some.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
dude. I can hear the air.
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