I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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