ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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