He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He shit in the fireplace
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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