oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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