i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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