3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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