How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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