Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I licked your asshole in confidence.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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