She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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