idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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