PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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