okay pat passed out under dana's car
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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