This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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