he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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