If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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