Christians are straight up FREAKS
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Cover your peen. We're going out.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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