Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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