I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
she told me i tasted like america
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
There r osticjed everywhere
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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