what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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