i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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