did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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