dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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