just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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