Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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