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so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome

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i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"

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(623): View more from Arizona

If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.

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(239): View more from Florida

Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear

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