i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Randomize
