I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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