piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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