toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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