Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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