whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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